monarxh:

“okay, what if i do start a rock collection? i’m going to go out of my way to find rocks that vaguely resemble my family, especially you. i will display them all in our living room, centrally in the room, and enthusiastically talk at length about each stone whenever we have visitors…

…actually, that sounds pretty fun… or, a butterfly collection?”

◣ ☣ ◥ ” Dad, no, I-I wasn’t being serious. Do not kill butterflies. Do not find rocks that look like me and mom. Go back to your anime, I don’t even fucking care. Just leave me out of it. Or I’ll play that Nyan Neko Sugar Girls song at 4am again. You have been warned. “